Can I pay my legal fees with pampers?

I just had this crazy dream where my parents put me to sleep beside a stuffed unicorn so they could take foolish pictures of me.

Wait... that better not be what I think it is...

COME ON!!! That's it... I've had enough!

*sniff* I mean... when will this ever end? I try to be a good baby... and this is the thanks I get

FINE! This is the final straw! You've messed with the wrong tot! You are SO getting sued for libel if this makes the papers!

And so are you... mister 'I'm-so-tall'

(Whoa... first time back-talking to my parents... feel the rush!)

WHAT?!?! Trying to 'pacify' the world's cries for justice, are we?

(pu-twoee) GATHER 'ROUND FOLKS! See the repression of my rights?!?! It's W.T.O. all over again.
FIGHT THE POWER!!!

Whew! Anarchy is arduous business
(wow... those soothers really do their job!)